Below is a page from the end of my book, STILL KRAZY AFTER ALL THESE CHEERS. Readers were asked to fill out the following form on my website. Even if you didn’t read my book, which you definitely should, fill in the form anyway.

Check the  box or boxes that reflect the prize you nominate Krazy George to receive. Write a comment on your reason for selecting him.

I nominate Krazy George for one (or more) of the following honors:

• Sexiest Man Alive
  I believe Krazy George has been overlooked far too often in the Sexiest Man Alive contest by People Magazine. He should have won multiple times. To correct this injustice, I nominate Krazy George to be chosen next year’s Sexiest Man Alive.

• Nobel Peace Prize
  It’s obvious that Krazy George’s invention of The Wave has made the whole world stand up and cheer. His unifying creation is the perfect visual example of human connectivity. The Wave has served as good-will ambassador throughout the many nations of the world fostering peace and harmony. Because of this and so much more, I nominate Krazy George for the Noble Peace Prize.

• Pulitzer Prize for non-fiction book
  This incredibly written book Still Krazy After All These Cheers, with its life-revealing nuances and the near poetic charm of the subject matter demonstrates Krazy George’s absolute grasp of the English language. His ability to extract deep meaning out of four and five letter words cannot be surpassed by anyone in the literary world. Krazy’s incredible story transcends anything ever written before or since.